Chickens Don t Fart

Chickens Don t Fart Author Shane Goulette
ISBN-10 154075121X
Release 2017-04-20
Pages 166
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A nonsense collection of short stories and poems.



Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts Comic Illustrations Comic Pictures Audiobook For Children Dog Humor Books

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts   Comic Illustrations   Comic Pictures   Audiobook For Children   Dog Humor Books Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635016598
Release 2014-09-15
Pages 198
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This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...



Comic Books For Boys Fart Books For Kids

Comic Books For Boys  Fart Books For Kids Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017854
Release 2014-09-04
Pages 371
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BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more stealth bean blowing stories...



Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

Fart Book  Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635018080
Release 2014-09-04
Pages 72
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Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B



Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts  Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts   Dog Humor Books Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017311
Release 2014-09-15
Pages 209
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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...



Dictionary of Contemporary Slang

Dictionary of Contemporary Slang Author Tony Thorne
ISBN-10 9781408102206
Release 2009-01-01
Pages 512
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With more than 7,000 definitions, this book provides a definitive guide to the use of slang today. It deals with drugs, sport and contemporary society, as well as favourite slang topics such as sex and bodily functions. In this convenient paperback edition of the highly acclaimed Dictionary of Contemporary Slang, language and culture expert Tony Thorne explores the ever-changing underworld of the English language, bringing back intriguing examples of eccentricity and irreverence from the linguistic front-line. "Thorne is a kind of slang detective, going down the streets where other lexicographers fear to tread." Daily Telegraph



American Poultry Journal

American Poultry Journal Author
ISBN-10 CORNELL:31924060834060
Release 1938
Pages
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American Poultry Journal has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from American Poultry Journal also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full American Poultry Journal book for free.



A History of 18th Century Russian Literature

A History of 18th Century Russian Literature Author William Edward Brown
ISBN-10 UOM:39015020687326
Release 1980
Pages 659
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A History of 18th Century Russian Literature has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from A History of 18th Century Russian Literature also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full A History of 18th Century Russian Literature book for free.



Why Dogs Eat Poop and Other Useless or Gross Information About the Animal Kingdom

Why Dogs Eat Poop  and Other Useless or Gross Information About the Animal Kingdom Author Francesca Gould
ISBN-10 9781101434789
Release 2010-06-10
Pages 272
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A third installment in the delightfully disgusting miscellany series that began with the national bestseller, Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless or Gross Information About Your Body. In the New York Times (extended list) bestseller Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless or Gross Information About Your Body, Francesca Gould uncovered everything you'd want to know-and a few things you'd rather you didn't-about the human body. In Why Fish Fart and Other Useless or Gross Information About the World, she scoured planet Earth for a rich assortment of odd and/or unsavory facts. In Why Dogs Eat Poop and Other Useless or Gross Information About the Animal Kingdom, Francesca Gould and David Haviland explore a subject positively rife with gross miscellany: the animal kingdom. Indeed, animals do the darnedest things and, in this vastly entertaining book, Gould and Haviland uncover a universe of strange, hilarious, and quite often disgusting animal habits, ailments, and practices, including: -Monkey-Faced Lamb disease; -farting snakes; -dino-chickens; -and a creature you've never heard of that eats with its eyes. Why Dogs Eat Poop is sure to delight any fan of the obscure and/ or grotesque. From the Trade Paperback edition.



Meatonomics

Meatonomics Author David Robinson Simon
ISBN-10 9781609258610
Release 2013-09-01
Pages 320
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Few consumers are aware of the economic forces behind the production of meat, fish, eggs, and dairy. Yet omnivore and herbivore alike, the forces of meatonomics affect us in many ways. Most importantly, we’ve lost the ability to decide for ourselves what – and how much – to eat. Those decisions are made for us by animal food producers who control our buying choices with artificially-low prices, misleading messaging, and heavy control over legislation and regulation. Learn how and why they do it and how you can respond. Written in a clear and accessible style, Meatonomics provides vital insight into how the economics of animal food production influence our spending, eating, health, prosperity, and longevity. Meatonomics is the first book to add up the huge “externalized” costs that the animal food system imposes on taxpayers, animals and the environment, and it finds these costs total about $414 billion yearly. With yearly retail sales of around $250 billion, that means that for every $1 of product they sell, meat and dairy producers impose almost $2 in hidden costs on the rest of us. But if producers were forced to internalize these costs, a $4 Big Mac would cost about $11.



Punch

Punch Author
ISBN-10 NWU:35556018358085
Release 1988-03
Pages
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Punch has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Punch also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Punch book for free.



The Good Luck House

The Good Luck House Author Sherin Ahmed
ISBN-10 098025471X
Release 2006-01-01
Pages 297
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The Good Luck House has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Good Luck House also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Good Luck House book for free.



Revolutionary World

Revolutionary World Author
ISBN-10 UOM:39015024551502
Release 1979
Pages
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Revolutionary World has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Revolutionary World also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Revolutionary World book for free.



Acadian Tales from By Gone Days

Acadian Tales from By Gone Days Author Marie-Colombe Robichaud
ISBN-10 STANFORD:36105131740149
Release 2008-01-01
Pages 182
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Acadian Tales from By Gone Days has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Acadian Tales from By Gone Days also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Acadian Tales from By Gone Days book for free.



The Illustrated London News

The Illustrated London News Author
ISBN-10 KBNL:KBNL03000002683
Release 1851
Pages
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The Illustrated London News has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Illustrated London News also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Illustrated London News book for free.



Freshman

Freshman Author Corinne Mucha
ISBN-10 9780981973364
Release 2011
Pages 112
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Follows Annie's first year of high school, chronicling her crushes, failures, and successes.



Parliament of Whores

Parliament of Whores Author P. J. O'Rourke
ISBN-10 1555847153
Release 2007-12-01
Pages 240
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Called "an everyman's guide to Washington" (The New York Times), P. J. O'Rourke's savagely funny and national best-seller Parliament of Whores has become a classic in understanding the workings of the American political system. Originally written at the end of the Reagan era, this new edition includes an extensive foreword by the renowned political writer Andrew Ferguson -- showing us that although the names and the players have changed, the game is still the same. Parliament of Whores is an exuberant, broken-field run through the ethical foibles, pork-barrel flimflam, and bureaucratic bullrorfle inside the Beltway that leaves no sacred cow unskewered and no politically correct sensitivities unscorched. "Highly pungent and wickedly accurate observations ... [from a] boisterous, pedal-to-the-floor humorist." -- The New York Times Book Review "Outrageous ... It is insulting, inflammatory, profane, and absolutely great reading." -- The Washington Post Book World "A gonzo civics book ... O'Rourke is like a trophy hunter let loose in an unguarded zoo." -- Chicago Tribune