Asshole

Asshole Author Martin Kihn
ISBN-10 9780767927260
Release 2008
Pages 244
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Explains how success in life can be achieved by being mean, selfish, and disrespectful to others, using humorous anecdotes from the author's life as a guide.



The No Asshole Rule

The No Asshole Rule Author Robert I. Sutton
ISBN-10 0759518017
Release 2007-02-22
Pages 224
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The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.



Assholes

Assholes Author Aaron James
ISBN-10 9781857889567
Release 2012-11-01
Pages 240
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What does it mean for someone to be an a**hole? The answer is not obvious, despite the fact that we are often personally stuck dealing with people for whom there is no better name. Try as we might to avoid them, a**holes are found everywhere at work, at home, on the road, and in the public sphere. Encountering one causes great difficulty and personal strain, especially because we often cannot understand why exactly someone should be acting like that. A**hole management begins with a**hole understanding. In the spirit of the bestselling On Bullshit James gives us the concepts to think or say why a**holes disturb us so, and explains why such people seem part of the human social condition, especially in an age of raging narcissism and unbridled capitalism. These concepts are also practically useful, as understanding the a**hole we are stuck with helps us think constructively about how to handle problems they present. We get a better sense of when the a**hole is best resisted, and when he is best ignored a better sense of what is, and what is not, worth fighting for.



The Asshole Survival Guide

The Asshole Survival Guide Author Robert I. Sutton
ISBN-10 9781328695925
Release 2017-09-12
Pages 224
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How to avoid, outwit, and disarm assholes, from the author of the classic bestseller The No Asshole Rule “Help, I’m dealing with an asshole! What can I do?” Since his book The No Asshole Rule became a national bestseller a decade ago, Robert Sutton has heard that question asked in a thousand different ways. He answers the question in a new book that shifts focus from building civilized workplaces to providing relief for anybody who feels plagued and pushed around by assholes. Equally useful and entertaining, The Asshole Survival Guide delivers a cogent and methodical game plan. Sutton starts with diagnosis—what kind of asshole problem, exactly, are you dealing with? From there, he provides field-tested, evidence-based, and sometimes surprising strategies for dealing with assholes—avoiding them, outwitting them, disarming them, sending them packing, and developing protective psychological armor. Sutton even teaches readers how to look inward to stifle their own inner jackass. Ultimately, this survival guide is about developing an outlook and personal plan that will help you preserve the sanity in your work life, and will prevent all those perfectly good days from being ruined by some jerk.



Assholes Finish First

Assholes Finish First Author Tucker Max
ISBN-10 9781439198698
Release 2011-10-18
Pages 432
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Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.



Emails from an Asshole

Emails from an Asshole Author John Lindsay
ISBN-10 1402778279
Release 2010
Pages 216
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Collects humorous prank e-mails sent by the author answering online classified advertisements, including pet sitters, automobile sales, and personal advertisements.



A Is for Asshole

A Is for Asshole Author Victoria Pynchon
ISBN-10 0986766607
Release 2010-10
Pages 184
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A Is for Asshole has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from A Is for Asshole also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full A Is for Asshole book for free.



Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes Author Bunmi Laditan
ISBN-10 9780761185642
Release 2015-04-07
Pages 176
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Presents a humorous guide to raising a toddler, covering such topics as feeding, potty-training, tantrums, managing the holidays, and "how not to die inside." --Publisher's description.



The Quotable A hole

The Quotable A  hole Author Eric Grzymkowski
ISBN-10 9781440529078
Release 2011-09-15
Pages 256
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.



Cooking for A holes

Cooking  for A  holes Author Zach Golden
ISBN-10 9781440580741
Release 2014-01-16
Pages 204
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The garage may be on fire, but hey, at least dinner's good. Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like food. Take it from noted asshole Zach Golden. He's discovered an important asshole loophole: If you put a delicious meal on the table, everybody will forget you're an unspeakably terrible person...until you do something else terrible. But hey, that's why there's dessert. From Pork and Chive Dumplings to Veal Ossobuco to Coconut Macaroons, Golden is guaranteed to have a dish up his sleeve that will undo any bad deed. He also probably has something sharp and potentially rusty up his sleeve, too, so don't make any sudden motions. Cooking (for A**holes) serves up 50 unbelievable (but true) stories of subterfuge, malfeasance, and impropriety, and the delicious recipes to help any asshole out of a bind.



Ascent of the A Word

Ascent of the A Word Author Geoffrey Nunberg
ISBN-10 9781610391764
Release 2012-08-14
Pages 272
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It first surfaced in the gripes of GIs during World War II and was captured early on by the typewriter of a young Norman Mailer. Within a generation it had become a basic notion of our everyday moral life, replacing older reproaches like lout and heel with a single inclusive category––a staple of country outlaw songs, Neil Simon plays, and Woody Allen movies. Feminists made it their stock rebuke for male insensitivity, the est movement used it for those who didn’t “get it,” and Dirty Harry applied it evenhandedly to both his officious superiors and the punks he manhandled. The asshole has become a focus of collective fascination for us, just as the phony was for Holden Caulfield and the cad was for Anthony Trollope. From Donald Trump to Ann Coulter, from Mel Gibson to Anthony Weiner, from the reality TV prima donnas to the internet trolls and flamers, assholism has become the characteristic form of modern incivility, which implicitly expresses our deepest values about class, relationships, authenticity, and fairness. We have conflicting attitudes about the A-word––when a presidential candidate unwittingly uttered it on a live mic in 2000, it confirmed to some that he was a man of the people and to others that he was a boor. But considering how much the word does for us, and to us, it hasn’t gotten nearly the attention it deserves––at least until now.



You Drive Like an Asshole

You Drive Like an Asshole Author Tommy Blacha
ISBN-10 9780762458677
Release 2015-10-06
Pages 208
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You Drive Like an Asshole has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from You Drive Like an Asshole also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full You Drive Like an Asshole book for free.



American Asshole

American Asshole Author Pasha Adam
ISBN-10 9781460285138
Release 2016-10-27
Pages 295
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"Working to live or living to work? How about neither? As an office worker wallowing in a mediocre middle class existence, I’m giving you the opportunity to give me the opportunity of a better one. If you’re asking how this is possible and wondering how you can help, ask and wonder no longer. I come bearing answers. My goal is to crowdfund one million dollars. And all I ask of you is a donation of two dollars or more. Donate to me today so I can live the life you wish you were living tomorrow. My name is River Conway and I approve this message. — River Conway, “Save an A$$hole” River Conway grew up believing a lie, the lie that you can be anything you want to be as long as you put your mind to it. After losing his twenties to an office cubicle in the middle of nowhere, River reaches breaking point and launches a self-aware crowdfunding campaign asking for one million dollars, embarking on a journey that has him ricocheting between the sublime and the ridiculous.



Bible Studies from an Asshole

Bible Studies from an Asshole Author Ray Cabron
ISBN-10 9781365610301
Release 2016-12-15
Pages 342
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Dear Christianity, Look, I know you meant well, and I know you did the best you could, but I think it's time that we have an intervention. You've been getting it all wrong. I don't just mean the thing with being self-righteous and not feeding the hungry or caring for the misfortunate. Although that's certainly a part of it. No. It's more than that. It's much more. And I know you prefer everything to be nice and for there to be only clean language. That's part of the problem too. You see, your failure is so bad that I can't help but use bad words. So if you kindly would, please, give this a read. I promise you'll learn a lot about your Bible you did not know, and you'll never see your faith the same way ever again. And maybe then you can get it right for a change. From the author of the blog, Bible Studies from an Asshole, comes this humorous, heartfelt, and outrageously honest and eye-opening work. The Christian faith may never be the same again.



The Human Equity Advantage

The Human Equity Advantage Author Trevor Wilson
ISBN-10 9781118458495
Release 2013-05-15
Pages 320
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A fresh approach to the old problem of "diversity fatigue" Trevor Wilson, global diversity strategist and visionary leader, presents a fresh, new management model that goes beyond the traditional diversity debate towards inclusion and building human capital. Featuring case studies and practical diagnostic tools and assessments, this book will benefit anyone who is interested in improving their business by building on the unique talents of employees' innate strengths, unique abilities, personality, attitude, life experience and virtues. The agent of this change, the driver of the process, is the equitable leader. This important book outlines 8 core competencies that will guide leaders to create equitable and inclusive work environments where employees are valued because of, not in spite of, their differences and each person can be recognized and developed to strive for their highest potential. Includes a new paradigm for diversity initiatives and finds new solutions Reveals the core competencies that help leaders create an equitable and inclusive workplace Shows how companies can improve hiring and retention, reduce turnover, increase productivity, improve teamwork, and ultimately increase the bottom line The Human Equity Advantage gives you the tools to tap into the unique talents and strengths of each employee.



Asshole No More

Asshole No More Author Xavier Crement
ISBN-10 0898048044
Release 1990
Pages 192
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Until recently, it was almost impossible to find anyone who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Compulsively rode treatment of others was viewed only as a character flaw, not as an addiction over which the asshole had no real control. Dr. Crement, who began his career in proctology but has since switched to psychiatry, corrects this glaring omission with this encyclopedic treatment of assholism. The book is written primarily as a self-help guide for recovering assholes -- people who have come to grips with their addiction and are trying to learn what it means to be a decent human being. But it also includes a thorough description of the causes of assholism and the terrible waste this menace creates.



Somewhere in Ireland A Village is Missing an Idiot

Somewhere in Ireland  A Village is Missing an Idiot Author David Feherty
ISBN-10 9781936891146
Release 2013-08-27
Pages 290
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“Golf is not a game, it’s a punishment.” –David Feherty “If you’re one of those people who think golf is a religion, prepare for some seriously funny blasphemy.” --Troon McAllister, author of The Green Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Missing an Idiot is a collection of Feherty’s most popular Golf Magazine columns, intermingled with his most outrageous work from Golfonline.com. As an added bonus, readers will be treated to some notorious pieces from his work at the British publication Golf Monthly. Edited by and with a running commentary by Feherty, and accompanied by some of the priceless letters to the editor from readers across the country and around the globe complaining about Feherty’s perversity, Somewhere in Ireland is the perfect Father’s Day gift for the crankiest duffer in every family.